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  • Real Name: Dertt
  • Location: Elsewhere
  • Member Since: April 25th, 2006 05:28 pm
  • Last Seen: September 1st, 2011 09:03 am
  • Personal tag line: Because you can't make snow angels in piss.
  • Message board posts

About Dertt

Don't switch the blade
on the guy in shades, oh-no
Don't masquerade
with the guy in shades, oh-no
I can't believe it
Don't be afraid
of the guy in shades, oh-no
It kinda scared you
'cause you got it made
With the guy in shades, oh-no


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