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  • Real Name: Garrett
  • Location: Utah
  • Member Since: February 26th, 2011 01:22 pm
  • Last Seen: April 16th, 2012 07:56 pm
  • Personal tag line: "God is not on our side because he hates idiots also."
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About Departed

You want to know about me? Well, here's all you need to know: I'm an atheist, I love Monster, movies, metal, and writing. By the way, when I say metal I mean Metallica, Megadeth, Slayer, etc. New "metal" blows. I'm also a huge Pink Floyd fan. In all honesty, I listen to all types of music outside of rap and most country. As far as movies are concerned, I hate Avatar, The Godfather, and about 90% of IMDB Top 250 list. However, two of my favorite movies are The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly as well as The Departed. Want to know more? Oh well, this is all your gonna get. Matter of fact, this is more than you should probably know. Now, go away.


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