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  • Real Name: Denton56
  • Location: New York
  • Member Since: April 16th, 2010 06:34 am
  • Last Seen: March 31st, 2014 08:37 am
  • Personal tag line: CHEESE!!!! CHEESE FOR SALE!
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About Denton56

I was once a cheesemonger until it occurred to be that cheesemongers are by and large embarrassingly poor.

I pursued my dreams then, and burnt down my cheese stand for the insurance money, only to be informed that I in fact had no insurance, and no insurance company would ever provide coverage to a chessemonger.

As such I find myself unemployed, and as you read this, likely drinking.


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