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  • Real Name: A.D. MetalFace Smythe
  • Location: Oxted, Surrey, England
  • Member Since: July 28th, 2009 05:31 am
  • Last Seen: April 22nd, 2010 06:18 am
  • Personal tag line: I want the finest wines available to humanity. I want them here! And I want them now!
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About Delph

I was frozen many centuries ago by one of those elusive 'flash glaciers' we get up in Scotland. I was thawed out by global warming, and your crazy modern world scares me. I can't remember how I found cracked, but it is slowly teaching me what I need to know about survival in the internet, how to fear a bloody digital revolution, and what constitutes ball-swinging, testosterone fuelled, man badassery.


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