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  • Real Name: DeadlySarcastic
  • Location: Lake Arrowhead, CA
  • Member Since: May 9th, 2011 06:24 pm
  • Last Seen: December 26th, 2012 12:51 am
  • Personal tag line: Are We Friends?
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About DeadlySarcastic

My actual name may come as a suprize for you, but alas, I'm not actually Deadly Sarcastic. My parents weren't as creative. I'm commonly known as Alex. Though if you must, I prefer Alexander, because it sounds much more impressive.

I love to draw pictures of psychedelic flashbacks from the 60's. Play the guitar on an irregular basis. Oh, and I have also served in two U.S. wars. Never had a job though, but I mean, c'mon? I'm only 17. Can't I have a few more years of unemployment?

Aside from being a sarcastic asshole, I like to think I'm self-aware when it comes to current events. But if you are looking at my profile because you got offended at what I said and wanted to try exposing a fatal flaw about me, then I must be the most ignorant guy to ever show his face on a forum. And I'm okay with that.

Anyways, I don't like hipsters, and people who take everything offensively. I will troll you...
Well, I think that's me in a nutshell.


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