Dead.juice

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  • Real Name: William E Whiley
  • Location: New Joisey
  • Member Since: November 22nd, 2010 12:20 pm
  • Last Seen: November 13th, 2014 06:30 pm
  • Personal tag line: May you be alive at the end of the world.
  • Message board posts: 0

About Dead.juice

Sexier than ass-less chaps, William Whiley is one of a kind.
He was born with natural talent for art and writing, but ever since a horrible lab explosion, has developed an amazing ability to permanently procrastinate! Excelsior!
Also a stunt master, made world famous for his "somersault off the front of a moving bike" technique.

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"DEMETRIUS: Villain, what hast thou done?
AARON: That which thou canst not undo.
CHIRON: Thou hast undone our mother.
AARON: Villain, I have done thy mother."

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