Dead.juice
- Real Name: William E Whiley
- Location: Deptford, NJ, USA
- Member Since: November 22nd, 2010
- Last Seen: May 24th, 2012 3:18 pm
- Personal tag line: "The dog peed on my leg again, that little Bulgarian homosexual!"
- Message board posts: 0
About Dead.juice
Sexier than ass-less chaps, William Whiley is one of a kind.
He was born with natural talent for art and writing, but ever since a horrible lab explosion, has developed an amazing ability to permanently procrastinate! Excelsior!
Also a stunt master, made world famous for his "somersault off the front of a moving bike" technique.
He was born with natural talent for art and writing, but ever since a horrible lab explosion, has developed an amazing ability to permanently procrastinate! Excelsior!
Also a stunt master, made world famous for his "somersault off the front of a moving bike" technique.
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