Typical pessimistic, cynical, self-righteous, high-and-mighty douchebag of modern society.

I could just be nice and keep my outrageous distaste for your favorite video game to myself, but I won't.

Also, like any other self-respecting teenager, I sleep for 12 hours of the day and complain about not having enough time to do anything. Glorious life I lead.

Oh I write, draw, and kick ass in fighting.

I own a sword. Its name is Fatal Whisper. I wouldn't hesitate to stab it into my lifelong best friend if he ate the last slice of Boston Pizza pizza.

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