David Wong

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  • Real Name: David Wong
  • Location: I haven't provided my location. Sorry!
  • Member Since: July 15th, 2003
  • Last Seen: February 7th, 2012 10:42 pm
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  • Message board posts: 40,725

About David Wong

I am the Senior Editor of Cracked.com. Hi.

My real name is Jason Pargin, I wrote a horror novel called John Dies at the End. Available now in hardcover!

http://www.johndiesattheend.com

Before this I spent eight years as the creator and editor and webmaster and head writer for pointlesswasteoftime.com.

Articles

  1. Presenting The Most WTF Trailer Ever: 'John Dies at the End'
    By: David Wong | | 248,082 views
  2. The 5 Most Implausible Old School Rap Songs
    By: John Cheese, David Wong | | 752,843 views
  3. 17 Images That Will Ruin Your Childhood
    By: David Wong | | 5,028,207 views
  4. 9 Major Stories Everyone Got Wrong This Year
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Robert Brockway, Jack O'Brien, Kristi Harrison, David Wong | | 2,010,477 views
  5. 5 Reasons The Future Will Be Ruled By B.S.
    By: David Wong | | 1,565,619 views
  6. The End of Online Anonymity: Why Will You Be Freaking Out?
    By: Christina H, David Wong | | 348,826 views
  7. The 10 Most Important Things They Didn't Teach You In School
    By: David Wong | | 4,570,835 views
  8. More Proof the Video Game Industry is Out of Ideas (E3 2010)
    By: David Wong | | 704,540 views
  9. The Day the Gaming Industry Died: Impressions from E3 2010
    By: David Wong | | 523,775 views
  10. 5 Reasons It's Still Not Cool to Admit You're a Gamer
    By: David Wong | | 2,696,209 views
  11. How 'The Karate Kid' Ruined The Modern World
    By: David Wong | | 623,067 views
  12. 5 Creepy Ways Video Games Are Trying to Get You Addicted
    By: David Wong | | 4,059,464 views
  13. 6 Popular Monster Myths (That Prove Humanity Is Doomed)
    By: David Wong | | 1,510,803 views
  14. 5 Horror Novels That Will Shrivel Your Balls This Halloween
    By: David Wong | | 520,202 views
  15. The 5 Circles of Baffling Web Comic Hell
    By: Nick Coffin, David Wong | | 1,579,427 views
  16. 5 Things The Gaming Industry Will Never Fix (And Why)
    By: David Wong | | 1,641,510 views
  17. 5 Terrifying Bastardizations of the Wikipedia Model
    By: David Wong | | 896,812 views
  18. 100 Unintentionally Hilarious Spam Subject Lines
    By: David Wong | | 640,669 views
  19. 5 Things You Think Will Make You Happy (But Won't)
    By: Elizabeth Benefiel, David Wong | | 2,300,911 views
  20. 2008: The Year the Geeks Took Over
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Jack O'Brien, David Wong | | 565,641 views
  21. Hate Cracked? WE'D LIKE TO SEE YOU DO BETTER! Seriously.
    By: David Wong | | 80,316 views
  22. 5 Ways to Stop Trolls From Killing the Internet
    By: David Wong | | 956,993 views
  23. 6 Brainwashing Techniques They're Using On You Right Now
    By: David Wong | | 1,669,896 views
  24. The 7 Commandments All Video Games Should Obey
    By: David Wong | | 10,555,179 views
  25. 7 Viral Videos You Didn't Know Were Staged (and How They Did It)
    By: David Wong | | 1,977,117 views
  26. 10 Things Christians and Atheists Can (And Must) Agree On
    By: David Wong | | 1,420,768 views
  27. A Gamer's Manifesto
    By: David Wong | | 379,133 views
  28. Embrace the Horror
    By: David Wong | | 90,197 views
  29. 30 Reasons Eminem is Bad for Music
    By: David Wong | | 200,072 views
  30. Which is the Greatest Trilogy?
    By: David Wong | | 112,789 views
  31. Was 9/11 an Inside Job?
    By: David Wong | | 413,442 views
  32. 50 Reasons Lord of the Rings Sucks
    By: David Wong | | 492,071 views
  33. Life after the Video Game Crash
    By: David Wong | | 151,572 views
  34. The 10 Steps to Porn Addiction: Where Are You?
    By: David Wong | | 2,877,412 views
  35. Classic: The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses
    By: Owen Ball, David Wong | | 4,610,527 views
  36. 10 Things Christians and Atheists Can (And Must) Agree On
    By: David Wong | | 634,097 views
  37. The 12 Awesomest Games of 2010
    By: David Wong | | 1,674,040 views
  38. Harry Potter Book Disguises
    By: David Wong | | 437,765 views
  39. The Ultimate War Simulation Game
    By: David Wong | | 567,712 views
  40. Is Tupac Shakur Still Alive?
    By: David Wong | | 1,447,452 views
  41. The Ten Minute Suicide Guide
    By: David Wong | | 2,130,419 views
  42. A World of Warcraft World: 10 Ways Online Gaming Will Change the Future
    By: David Wong | | 516,273 views
  43. 5 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Apocalypse Could Actually Happen
    By: TE Sloth, David Wong | | 13,512,267 views
  44. The 10 Best Sci-Fi Films Never Made
    By: David Wong | | 1,250,552 views
  45. The Next 25 Years of Video Games
    By: Steve Woyach, David Wong | | 2,045,599 views
  46. What is the Monkeysphere?
    By: David Wong | | 1,066,085 views
  47. 7 Reasons the 21st Century is Making You Miserable
    By: David Wong | | 1,848,153 views
  48. The 10 Most Awesome Movies Hollywood Ever Killed
    By: David Wong | | 1,051,009 views

Columns

  1. 5 Ways to Tell You're Getting Too Old for Video Games
    By: John Cheese, David Wong | | 1,354,832 views
  2. 9 Types of Job that Will Destroy Your Soul
    By: David Wong | | 1,028,451 views
  3. The 6 Most Ominous Trends in Video Games
    By: David Wong | | 2,275,716 views

Topics

  1. Battlefield Earth: Reconsidered (With Boners)
    By: David Wong, DCD | | 110,777 views
  2. The Rule of 3 (Super Villains): How to Ruin a Franchise
    By: David Wong | | 208,617 views
  3. The 3D-TV Experiment: Just How Gullible Are Early Adopters?
    By: David Wong | | 113,213 views
  4. 9 Action Movie Cliches 'The Book of Eli' Uses [CHART]
    By: David Wong, djf4 | | 186,880 views
  5. Why Credit Card Companies Will Own Your Grandkids [CHART]
    By: David Wong | | 610,418 views
  6. Why Miracle Weight Loss Products Don't Work [CHART]
    By: Mortal Wombat, David Wong | | 305,386 views
  7. If Other Monsters Got the Twilight Treatment [CHART]
    By: David Wong, BRWombat | | 221,875 views

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