There is nothing interesting about me, so don't read any further. If you've ignored my advice, and you're still reading, that means you don't trust me when I say there is nothing interesting about me so why should I tell you anything? You'll just call me a liar. If I said "I eat elephant testicles" that would certainly be interesting, in a way, but whatever I say could be a fabrication because you've already proven that you don't believe me.

I'm going to go talk to someone that trusts me. BYE. Jerk.

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