DastardlyMattie

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  • Real Name: DastardlyMattie
  • Location: Portland, Oz
  • Member Since: March 18th, 2010
  • Last Seen: February 17th, 2012 1:47 pm
  • Personal tag line: “Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.”
  • Message board posts: 0

About DastardlyMattie

I like plugging things into other things. I like the feeling I get when I see a man blind himself with pepper spray. I have been known to not only laugh at Death, but also take Death to visit his Aunt Holly. But mostly I like to eat... souls.

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