DashaBlade

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  • Real Name: Dasha Blade
  • Location: Hatching plans in my secret volcano base
  • Member Since: January 19th, 2010 09:26 am
  • Last Seen: December 21st, 2014 07:51 pm
  • Personal tag line: Not guilty, Your Honor.
  • Message board posts: 11

About DashaBlade

Most kids grow up wanting to be an astronaut or a ballerina or the President.

I wanted to be a garbage collector. And even though it's more a hobby than a vocation, I've kinda succeeded. How many people can say THAT about their childhood dreams?

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