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  • Real Name: DasRagnar
  • Location: Faeroe Islands
  • Member Since: November 17th, 2012 06:25 pm
  • Last Seen: December 6th, 2016 02:07 am
  • Personal tag line: Nothing proves that we are more than nothing.
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About DasRagnar

My interests include chariot-racing and hopscotch. I believe that Mexican shamans and Hasidic Jews are, in conjunction with Tibetan Lamas, ritualistically masturbating in ceremonies to ensure my demise. I propose that myself and 49 other individuals arm ourselves with machine guns and go to Tibet to find them. Also, my favorite color is green.


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