DasRagnar

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  • Real Name: DasRagnar
  • Location: Faeroe Islands
  • Member Since: November 17th, 2012
  • Last Seen: October 19th, 2014 9:15 am
  • Personal tag line: Nothing proves that we are more than nothing.
  • Message board posts: 0

About DasRagnar

I believe that Mexican shamans and Hasidic Jews are - in conjunction with Tibetan Lamas, ritualistically masturbating in ceremonies to ensure my demise. I propose that myself, and 49 other individuals go to Tibet with machine guns to find them. My favorite color is green.

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