I just hate the letter Q. They wouldn't let me put that in my tagline so I scooched it down here. See? The letter Q intrudes on everything. See my point?
Anyway. The one thing you should know about me is that I hate doing these About Me sections, because I think I'm awesome. I'm totally biased. I could write "Handsome, strong, brave man with a surgically-transferred whale penis," but in reality it's probably more along the lines of "Average, not-so-strong, semi-cowardly man with a surgically-transferred whale penis."
So if you want to know about me, don't read this section (...What in the hell did I just tell you?), just ask me. Or stalk me.

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