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  • Real Name: Carl Hoff
  • Location: Colorado
  • Member Since: April 2nd, 2009 08:33 pm
  • Last Seen: February 24th, 2015 02:27 pm
  • Personal tag line: I was promised hookers and blow. I was lied to.
  • Message board posts

About DarkMan56

Don't let the little bit above fool you. My actual real name is Kelsey Carl Hofmeister, but I figured Hoff would be easier to pronounce.

Been coming to Cracked for years and finally got myself published in 2012. The fruits of my labors are below. You should read them. They're pretty funny.



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