After long nights of seemingly, but surprisingly not, drinking, my cohort, Just Zach, and I coined the name Danny Methane after combining a shortened version of my name, Danny, and what Microsoft Office thinks I'm trying to spell when typing my last name, Methane. Combine that with the fact that I shit once every 3 or 4 days, you've got a living, breathing, gas-mask wearing fart joke.

In my spare time I enjoy long walks on the beach, watching Fox News, and clubbing baby seals.

My musical smells include but are not limited to: Anything awesome.

Best Thing to Ever Happen to me Whilst Naked and not Sexing: Epic battle with a cock-roach who refused to die, especially after I commanded the cocksucker to do so.

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