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  • Real Name: DannyMarianino
  • Location: Tromaville, NJ
  • Member Since: April 28th, 2013 07:59 am
  • Last Seen: May 26th, 2014 12:16 pm
  • Personal tag line: Hail to the king, baby.
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About DannyMarianino

There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese...

I am an author, the horror programmer for The Phoenix Film Festival, and played in bands such as North Side Kings and Cause for Alarm.

Check out my book Don't Ever Punch a Rockstar - A Collection of Hate Mail and Other Crazy Rumors at: http://amzn.com/1479295485



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