DaneMcDowell

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  • Real Name: Dane E. McDowell
  • Location: Australia
  • Member Since: May 28th, 2011
  • Last Seen: May 10th, 2012 11:35 am
  • Personal tag line: FAG line...whatever.
  • Message board posts: 1

About DaneMcDowell

On the eve of my birth my parents crawled from the sea and died. Fortunately, my species has the power to unhinge from the Mother's womb and find a new host within 17 human hours. At last I managed to find a human host. The next day (nine human months) I was born. I am now living in Blacktown, Australia and prefer Coke over Pepsi.

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