DanZimmerman

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  • Real Name: DanZimmerman
  • Location: Emelita House
  • Member Since: February 20th, 2011
  • Last Seen: March 16th, 2012 7:21 pm
  • Personal tag line: My mind is not totally here. But I am. May I take your order?
  • Message board posts: 11

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