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  • Real Name: Dan Stewart
  • Location: Melbourne, Australia
  • Member Since: June 25th, 2009 07:51 pm
  • Last Seen: December 26th, 2012 06:22 am
  • Personal tag line: Oddly specific
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About DanStewart


I'm a locksmith, guitarist/songwriter for folk punk band Gentleman's Riot (we were once on the front page of a local newspaper, and we've made literally enough money to buy a decent-quality office chair)

I also cook and consume food, wash my own clothes and occasionally try to write.


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