DanMarkowitz

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  • Real Name: Dan Markowitz
  • Location: Here
  • Member Since: July 19th, 2011 08:26 am
  • Last Seen: September 5th, 2014 07:56 am
  • Personal tag line: www.defectivity.com
  • Message board posts: 14

About DanMarkowitz

Dan loves drawing, writing, and making movies. He was a contestant on the old Nickelodeon game show "Double Dare" as a kid. He's afraid of marionettes and ventriloquist dolls. He juggled for like 4 minutes one time, but you weren't there, so please just take his word for it.

He makes comics and movies on his website. (http://www.defectivity.com)

He startles you with plot twists on Twitter. (http://twitter.com/PlotTwists)

He draws knock-knock jokes and more on Facebook. (http://www.facebook.com/Defectivity)

In his spare time, he enjoys describing himself in the third person.

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