DanBurke

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  • Real Name: Dan Burke
  • Location: Representing the Mid West!!!
  • Member Since: July 16th, 2009
  • Last Seen: July 22nd, 2011 9:04 am
  • Personal tag line: Despite what you may have heard, rape does indeed still count, even if you yell "just kidding!" afterwards.
  • Message board posts: 33

About DanBurke

Listen to the song "Albuquerque" by Weird Al. Now replace the word "Albuquerque" with the song of an infant with lockjaw. That is the story of my life.

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