Have you ever seen Benjamin Button? Well that's the stolen story of my life... and as Hollywood does, they fucked it all up. I didn't just age in reverse, my entire life was like a tape stuck in the rewinder...screeching and whirring up a whirlwind of annoying badassism. To make a long story short The beginning of my story begins when I was shot in the head.... and it ends with me crawling into my mothers dark spot and shriveling into a single cell... How do I know how it's gonna end you say? Destiny MUTHA FUCKAS hahahah I apologize to anyone that might actual read this as I usually do with my rant writing....I'm just too lazy and bored to write anything of a higher quality substance than shit.

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