My thoughts of the day:
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I swallowed a quarter the other day.
Still not George Washington yet, but I'll keep you posted if anything changes.
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You may have seen me on the show COPS, as well as "To catch a Predator." You know, on account of me being a camera guy who did work with stu--wait, what did you think I was going for?
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I just realized that when it comes down to it, the only thing zebras really want is racial equality.
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I just lost a battle of wits against a case of root-beer, that's how my day's going.
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Remember to have good manners when speaking to crows, and they repay favors.
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What's twitter?
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Note to self: Squirrels really hate earlobes for some reason.
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I just learned that cat's don't HAVE to blink.
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Well, I did it again. I just accidentally swallowed 17 pennies in order of the year they were minted.
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Some woman walked up to me and said 'I had a dream about you last night' and it was all awkward. I just said 'I have that effect on people' and left.
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The Inuit are stunningly beautiful people! Don't age well, though.
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Was that racist? It wasn't, right? Wasn't supposed to be.
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I feel fantastic.
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I feel okay.
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I feel fine.
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I feel like a fresh diaper.
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I feel fresh diapers.
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My kitty once gave me great words of advice: If only I could understand cat.
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PUPPIES!
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Another day, another ball-point pen.
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The Alpha-version Raspberry Pi boards were sold on Amazon for 1600 Euros, or about $2.00 in real money.
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I like making fun of my own stereotypes, no wonder those things last so long. Other people must like doing it too.
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When Oedipus found out he was loving his mother he sliced out his own eyes. Does that make it okay?
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I am a forgoer of the arts, or at least I'm told by my answering machine every Thursday.
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You can tell how bored I am.
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Emo poetry is stupid.
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I will now speak in six-word-memoirs.
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Who is the real James Bond?
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John Wayne, not John Wayne Gacey.
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Up and over the cuckoo's nest.
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No more spaghetti, I am full.
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I am dead. Not big surprise.
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Rest in piece, not in pieces.
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Stay a while and listen. -Cain
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That last one counts, doesn't it?
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Catholic school backfired. Sin is in.
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That last one was not mine.
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These are really easy to make.
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Even this is boring me greatly.
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I should conserve my laptop's battery.
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