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  • Real Name: Kevin Bell
  • Location: Varies from West Texas to Oregon
  • Member Since: June 20th, 2008 02:53 pm
  • Last Seen: June 19th, 2016 03:31 pm
  • Personal tag line: Creativity is my middle name and it took an ass-load of money to make it that way!
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About DJ.Topicality

I'm a college student at a pretentious liberal artsy place. Its hardcore, real talk. Also I'm a lowly paid humor writer for my college's newspaper and have had internships ranging from political campaigning to baby-seal clubbing, but most recently in a toy store. I have a blog, too, where I post my lowly-paid-for dick jokes and my friends on Facebook read them out of pity (



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