I'm a college student at a pretentious liberal artsy place. Its hardcore, real talk. Also I'm a lowly paid humor writer for my college's newspaper and have had internships ranging from political campaigning to baby-seal clubbing, but most recently in a toy store. I have a blog, too, where I post my lowly-paid-for dick jokes and my friends on Facebook read them out of pity (http://topicalency.wordpress.com/).