D-Ballz

England

Real Name:

D-Ballz

Member Since:

January 09, 2010

About Me

So, I'm D-Ballz, also known as Jason. Also known as just about any other name beginning with J, according to some people.

I'm English, which apparently means I love tea, the Queen, cricket, and driving red buses. Unfortunately, I actually enjoy precisely none of these things. Does this make me a bad person? Possibly.

On the other hand, I do enjoy writing, comedy, music, TV and film, and general weird shit. As such, Cracked has became one of my favourite websites.

Also, in a parallel universe, my name is Zorg, and I am the ruler of the entire planet, with all humanity working as my slaves. However, in another parallel universe, i'm dead. Take that as you will.