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  • Real Name: Cyc
  • Location: Altus, OK (Where the wild hicks roam)
  • Member Since: December 10th, 2010 04:51 pm
  • Last Seen: July 28th, 2014 05:41 am
  • Personal tag line: If ignorance is bliss, then knowledge must be orgasmic
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About Cyc

I am what many would call an 'interesting' individual (interesting can be exchanged for crazy, bizarre, eccentric [my personal favorite] or any of its myriad synonyms). Part of this has to do with my naturalistic views, which are in stark contrast to those of this region (I.E. hicks, rednecks, bible beaters, the guys who makes the sheep nervous). The other reason has to do with my somewhat...unorthodox observations and the statements derived from them. They are not unorthodox in the sense that they contradict reality, but they are unusual in that others tend not to reach the same logical conclusions from their observations. I am also the mind being the various rants at


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