CunningLinus

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  • Real Name: Bill Hicks
  • Location: Dead
  • Member Since: February 20th, 2011
  • Last Seen: June 29th, 2014 1:35 pm
  • Personal tag line: I deal only in facts, that's why I'm a cocky fuckin' bastard.
  • Message board posts: 7

About CunningLinus

People pay lip service to saving the planet, but they don't – they fail to make the big leap that if you want to save the planet, kill your fucking self. The planet will be saved without you. And what a delightful place it'll be. Welcome. It's a new thing I'm working on, called "The Comedy of Hate". Join in.

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