Cunnilinguist

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  • Real Name: Cunnilinguist
  • Location: Living Room Couch
  • Member Since: July 12th, 2009 11:21 am
  • Last Seen: August 7th, 2009 04:32 pm
  • Personal tag line: He's just like any other man, only more-so.
  • Message board posts: 4

About Cunnilinguist

Step one you say we need to talk
she walks you say sit down it's just a talk
she smiles politely back at you
You stare intently right on through
Some sort of window to your right
As she goes left and you stay right
Between the lines of fear and blame
You begin to wonder why you stayed

Where did I go wrong, I lost my girls
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you both all night
Had I known how to save a life

Let her know that you know best
Cause after all you do know best
Try to slip past her defense
Without granting innocence
Lay down a list of what is wrong
The things you've ignored all along
pray to God they forgive you
pray to God they forgive you

Where did I go wrong, I lost my girls
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you both all night
Had I known how to save a life

As she begins to raise her voice
You lower yours and grant her one last choice
Drive until you lose the road
Or break with the ones you've followed
she will do one of two things
she will admit to everything
Or she'll say she's just not to blame
And you'll begin to wonder why you stayed

Where did I go wrong, I lost my girls
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you both all night
Had I known how to save a life

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