Crustache

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  • Real Name: Crustache
  • Location: Canal of Schlem
  • Member Since: February 12th, 2009
  • Last Seen: March 3rd, 2009 7:42 pm
  • Personal tag line: I like my women loose and my coffee creamy.
  • Message board posts: 0

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