Crustache
- Real Name: Crustache
- Location: Canal of Schlem
- Member Since: February 12th, 2009
- Last Seen: March 3rd, 2009 7:42 pm
- Personal tag line: I like my women loose and my coffee creamy.
- Message board posts: 0
About Crustache
I have not yet written an 'About Me' because
a major studio owns the rights to my remarkable story.
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