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  • Real Name: Crayne
  • Location: The Netherlands - a mystical place of cheese and drugs
  • Member Since: February 14th, 2011 01:23 am
  • Last Seen: January 8th, 2016 12:53 pm
  • Personal tag line: Evil garden gnome cyborg death-machine seeks single white female badger with bad knees
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About Crayne

A strange mix of rivethead, Stepford wife and garden gnome, I spend my days working a pointless desk job and dreaming big at night. I'm certain some joints were left out when I was assembled in 1976 or maybe it was just trendy to have smaller children then. Who knows.


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