Contrary to popular belief, I AM awesome. Or perhaps I'm not? I have no way of knowing, because I'm currently writing a term paper while having been up for 27 hours straight.

That's not an attempt to be shocking or funny, I'm suffering from serious sleep deprivation right now. I maintain that not sleeping is as close as you can get to taking LSD without taking LSD.

Fun Fact: I have an encyclopedic knowledge of utterly useless things. Like Sports. And Lost. And Transformers.

Also, I you search "Cosmis" on Google, I will show up at least 3 times in the first ten pages. Because the internet cannot handle my unique blend of self-deprecation, misanthropy and tin-hat paranoia.

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