Commander Keen

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  • Real Name: Commander Keen
  • Location: Toronto, ON
  • Member Since: September 6th, 2006 07:41 pm
  • Last Seen: November 17th, 2014 08:45 pm
  • Personal tag line: Good tea. Nice house.
  • Message board posts: 189

About Commander Keen

I have not yet written an 'About Me' because I am too busy masturbating.


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