Cody Johnston

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  • Real Name: Cody Johnston
  • Location: I haven't provided my location. Sorry!
  • Member Since: November 27th, 2008
  • Last Seen: September 17th, 2014 3:08 pm
  • Personal tag line: I am not creative enough to have written a personal tag line yet.
  • Message board posts: 617

About Cody Johnston

Hi. I'm a columnist, video writer, performer, editor, FX artist, music dude, animator, and professional scientist.

Here are all of my social network things, if you're into those things...
http://codyjohnston.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/drmistercody
http://www.facebook.com/DrMisterCody
Dr.MisterCody@gmail.com

I am also Brian Williams. (http://twitter.com/bwilliamstweets, http://brianwilliamsfromthenews.tumblr.com, http://www.facebook.com/brianwillams)

Articles

Columns

14 Prequels Even Hollywood Wouldn't Make

By Cody
| 932,358 views

6 Dates With a Sexchat Bot

By Cody
| 268,926 views

Why It's Time for YouTube to Ban Song Parodies

By Cody
| 233,182 views

The Most Depressing Tourist Attraction Ever

By Cody
| 87,607 views

My Failed Attempts To Start An Internet Meme

By Cody
| 177,991 views

The Logical Next Step In Literary Horror Mash-Ups

By Cody
| 145,451 views

What The Snazzy Napper Is Really For

By Cody
| 120,903 views

A Helpful Tutorial For ChronoChores

By Cody
| 40,924 views

Rorschach's Fight Club Journal

By Cody
| 62,797 views

If Mothers Took Over the Internet

By Cody
| 261,679 views

Saturday Night Bieber

By Cody
| 38,059 views

The 6 Most Baffling Video Genres on YouTube

By Cody
| 597,723 views

A Song That's Not About LOST

By Cody
| 23,636 views

Every Episode Of Heroes Ever

By Cody
| 78,385 views

The Secrets Of Benjamin Linus

By Cody
| 59,449 views

The Game Helpin' Squad

By Cody
| 109,122 views

Tiger Woods Admits To Being Golfer

By Cody
| 50,584 views

Game Helpin' Squad: Solitaire Party

By Cody
| 52,690 views

The Job Site Trailer

By Cody
| 47,161 views

An Open Letter To Conan O'Brien

By Cody
| 60,973 views

Updates from Jay Leno's Facebook Page

By Cody
| 149,574 views

4 Reasons 'Lost' is the New 'Star Wars'

By Cody
| 302,716 views

Tiger Woods' Nobel Prize Taken Back

By Cody
| 72,185 views

Tales To Tell 'Round Midnight: The Bloody Kid

By Cody
| 16,105 views

Dr. Mister Prophet

By Cody
| 14,278 views

Game Helpin' Squad: Pretend Everything

By Cody
| 50,730 views

The Truth Behind The Upcoming Monopoly Movie

By Cody
| 163,287 views

Mad Man

By Cody
| 22,767 views

My Failed Attempts to Write a Goosebumps Novel

By Cody
| 142,638 views

Every Middle School Love Note Ever [A Song]

By Cody
| 147,344 views

The Biff Song

By Cody
| 226,300 views

12 Musical Jokes About LOST

By Cody
| 87,130 views

Tiger Woods Wins Nobel Prize For Golf

By Cody
| 110,102 views

Most Honest Break Up Letter Ever

By Cody
| 455,488 views

Idiots For Dummies

By Cody
| 41,738 views

My Life In 7 Random JPEGs

By Cody
| 43,899 views

Fake Songs By Real Bands: The Decemberists

By Cody
| 20,875 views

Coldplay Falls Asleep During Own Concert

By Cody
| 143,572 views

Videos

Every Teaser Trailer Ever

| 251,434 views

Why Mario is Secretly a Douchebag

| 1,445,598 views

'Game of Thrones': The Board Game

| 793,882 views

Worst Fight Club Ever

| 353,532 views

The Invention of Homelessness

| 273,447 views

Why Indiana Jones Secretly Sucks at His Job

| 1,020,097 views

The Only 8 Types of TV Shows That Get Made

| 1,083,542 views

If Famous Websites Were People

| 466,003 views

The 4 Best Movie Universes To Die In

| 651,712 views

When Body Switching Movies Collide

| 86,228 views

The Steve Buscemi Method of Acting

| 163,300 views

Why You Shouldn't Get High Before Work

| 135,224 views

Who F#@ked This Pumpkin?

| 116,321 views

Ender's Game: The Candy Crusher

| 119,948 views

Adventures in Jedi School: Outtakes

| 66,369 views

The 3-Minute Prisoner's Dilemma

| 66,002 views

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