ClintAllen

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  • Real Name: Clint Allen
  • Location: Austin, TX
  • Member Since: August 26th, 2008
  • Last Seen: October 2nd, 2008 6:53 am
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About ClintAllen

I live in Austin TX with my two dogs, Sailor and Peanut.
Frank Zappa is my Obi Wan Kenobi; the dogs prefer jazz.
There are two kinds of music: good and bad. I only listen to good.

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The only god is music.
(Music est solus deus.)


Frank Zappa: Father
Ween: Sons
David Bowie: Holy Spirit
Beck: John the Baptist
Queen: The Four Wise Men
Van Halen: Matthew, Mark, Luke and John
Morrissey: St. Morrissey
Brian Eno: St. Paul the Apostle
Fiona Apple: Mary Magdalene
John Lee Hooker: St. Peter

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