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CliffyTX
Texas

Real Name:
Cliff
Member Since:
February 24, 2011

About Me

I'm a freelance writer with a nutty sense of humor. It ranges from family-friendly to things that would make Howard Stern complain.

I like money, oral sex, farting, Velveeta cheese, women, and other things that men aren't typically known for liking.

I'm too serious inside and too goofy on the outside. Somewhere in the middle, I am surely well-balanced.

I hereby endorse Folgers, Marlboro, Norelco, Playboy and Fisher price.

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