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  • Real Name: John "jaQ" Andrews
  • Location: New Hampshire
  • Member Since: October 15th, 2009 06:27 am
  • Last Seen: September 8th, 2016 06:43 am
  • Personal tag line: Taking back the word ''nerd.''
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About CitizenjaQ

Addicted to sweet foods and fluffy animals. Able to leap tall curb cuts in a single bound. Blogs and gives away free music at


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