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  • Real Name: CinemaPlague
  • Location: Corpus Christi, TX
  • Member Since: January 8th, 2009 10:59 pm
  • Last Seen: July 15th, 2015 03:52 am
  • Personal tag line: "Well, I'm a real light sleeper, Childs."
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About CinemaPlague

I'm a 35-year-old writer, copy editor, designer and insomniac.

Also, I murder kittens.


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