Christian101
- Real Name: Christian101
- Location: South Africa, Pretoria, Feary Glen
- Member Since: November 8th, 2009
- Last Seen: November 26th, 2009 11:36 pm
- Personal tag line: I sense the force is strong in that shotgun you are pointing at me.
- Message board posts: 0
About Christian101
I'm about 63 feet tall with a curved appendix due to strong South African winds. Do not let my profile picture fool you! True story!
I also live on a cocaine farm. (It's all a front to hide the actual fact that we smuggle grossly overpriced chicken eggs to Antarctika, which I feel safe to reveal here since no-one reads about me's ever anyway.)
I also live on a cocaine farm. (It's all a front to hide the actual fact that we smuggle grossly overpriced chicken eggs to Antarctika, which I feel safe to reveal here since no-one reads about me's ever anyway.)
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