Christian101

South Africa, Pretoria, Feary Glen

Real Name:

Christian101

Member Since:

November 08, 2009

About Me

I'm about 63 feet tall with a curved appendix due to strong South African winds. Do not let my profile picture fool you! True story!

I also live on a cocaine farm. (It's all a front to hide the actual fact that we smuggle grossly overpriced chicken eggs to Antarctika, which I feel safe to reveal here since no-one reads about me's ever anyway.)