I have few applicable skills. My game plan is to marry a stud who can fix my car and my computer.

I've always wanted to meet a blond guy born on Valentines Day just so I could call him Cupid as a nickname. He'd probably immediately despise me forever, but man would it be worth it.

I once took too many pills and hallucinated that I was in prison, and proceeded to organize a jail-break. I enjoy telling this story.

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