Chrestovenator

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  • Real Name: Chrest O'Venator
  • Location: Canada
  • Member Since: June 12th, 2011
  • Last Seen: May 23rd, 2012 8:52 pm
  • Personal tag line: Something long and wordy, probably
  • Message board posts: 0

About Chrestovenator

My proficiency at annoyance and general jackassery is exceeded only by my habit of masking my meaning behind ridiculously long strings of redundant words. I also enjoy cooking and furious masturbation. At this moment I am lip synching to old Dead Kennedy's songs while silently contemplating giving away all my material possessions and becoming a Chaos-Monk. Sometimes I temporarily lose my mind and natter on pointlessly, other times I can produce very coherent and potentially insightful comments. Buy me a poutine and I'll be your friend for life.

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