My proficiency at annoyance and general jackassery is exceeded only by my habit of masking my meaning behind ridiculously long strings of redundant words. I also enjoy cooking and furious masturbation. At this moment I am lip synching to old Dead Kennedy's songs while silently contemplating giving away all my material possessions and becoming a Chaos-Monk. Sometimes I temporarily lose my mind and natter on pointlessly, other times I can produce very coherent and potentially insightful comments. Buy me a poutine and I'll be your friend for life.

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