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  • Real Name: Chrest O'Venator
  • Location: Canada
  • Member Since: June 12th, 2011 03:48 am
  • Last Seen: February 11th, 2013 07:21 pm
  • Personal tag line: Something long and wordy, probably
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About Chrestovenator

I am a small woodland creature with a paralyzing fear of heavy machinery. In the Autumn I scurry about hiding nuts and berries for the coming Winter, but I usually forget where most of them are stored and survive by raiding bird feeders and poorly-secured cabins. In the Spring I perform a festive dance to attract mates, few of whom are ever interested. I photodocument my fellow living creatures at and have been known to perform cryptic rituals in lonely places beneath the waning gibbous moon.


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