Chrestovenator

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  • Real Name: Chrest O'Venator
  • Location: Canada
  • Member Since: June 12th, 2011
  • Last Seen: February 11th, 2013 7:21 pm
  • Personal tag line: Something long and wordy, probably
  • Message board posts: 1

About Chrestovenator

I am a small woodland creature with a paralyzing fear of heavy machinery. In the Autumn I scurry about hiding nuts and berries for the coming Winter, but I usually forget where most of them are stored and survive by raiding bird feeders and poorly-secured cabins. In the Spring I perform a festive dance to attract mates, few of whom are ever interested. I photodocument my fellow living creatures at http://chronodendron.tumblr.com/ and have been known to perform cryptic rituals in lonely places beneath the waning gibbous moon.

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