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  • Real Name: Chojinra
  • Location: The Isle of Snipers.... That can be found... In your heart....
  • Member Since: August 7th, 2008 09:15 am
  • Last Seen: July 22nd, 2016 05:19 am
  • Personal tag line: Catchphrase!
  • Message board posts

About Chojinra

"I guess I could be really pissed off about what happened to me...but it's hard to stay mad, when there's so much beauty in the world. Sometimes I feel like I'm seeing it all at once, and it's too much, my heart fills up like a balloon that's about to burst. And then I remember to relax, and stop trying to hold on to it, and then it flows through me like rain. And I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life. You have no idea what I'm talking about, I'm sure. But don't worry. You will someday." - Kevin Spacey as Lester Burnham


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