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  • Real Name: Queen of fucking eve
  • Location: Ohio Bitch
  • Member Since: May 23rd, 2011 02:39 pm
  • Last Seen: March 29th, 2014 01:11 pm
  • Personal tag line: I will punch you in the neck, move!
  • Message board posts

About ChickB4Dick

I get annoyed easily. I'm critical. Don't touch or film me while I'm sleeping or I'll stab you with my knitting needles. Don't ask why I don't knit.

I'm interested in:

Guys 18-100
Who want: Friends, pen pals, long term rela....

Wait, this isn't OKCupid?....the FUCK?!


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