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  • Real Name: CelticApollyon
  • Location: Hagerstown, MD, USA
  • Member Since: November 4th, 2009 09:03 pm
  • Last Seen: November 9th, 2014 03:16 pm
  • Personal tag line: Cracked essentially said "TL,DR" to my tag line. Assholes...
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About CelticApollyon

Obsessive reader of Cracked.com and chronic insomniac. I sometimes wonder if the two conditions are related. As of yet, no correlation has been definitively proven due to my inability to perform a sleep study on myself. And now, a word of wisdom...

Read every article by Jacopo della Quercia RIGHT NOW and thank me later (in the form of sexual favors) for giving your life meaning.


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