CatcherFreeman

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  • Real Name: Catcher Freeman
  • Location: manchester, NH
  • Member Since: August 22nd, 2011
  • Last Seen: April 24th, 2014 12:35 pm
  • Personal tag line: Senor` Danger
  • Message board posts: 17

About CatcherFreeman

The Only word that describes me is 'sexawesomness'. nuff said

1st and 4most Im 100% negro and 97% conceited. I believe anyone I proclaim to be ugly be smited down and banished for their blasphemy.
People say I'm funny, but that's mostly because I bear a resemblance to Dave Chappelle. I watch alot of movies & tv, and I read sometimes. I party all the time, even if it's Monday. I hate strip clubs, but love strippers, I need money like 'I Need Money', and overall I talk about myself more than anyone. It's also a well-known fact that I brought sexy back in 1999, with the receipt, and recieved in-store credit.

I've never been embarrassed or nervous ever in my entire life. I manage to get myself into wierd situations all the time that no one ever believes happened.

Aside from all the binge drinking, driving without a license, songwriting, television watching, music making, sex having, magic mushrooms, and extacy, you find that Im just like you.......that is if your into binge drinking, driving without a license, songwriting, television watching, music making, sex having, magic mushrooms, and extacy.

Shouts to all my haters and ex-girlfriends!

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