All of my life philosophies have been developed from drug use.

I don't trust banks.

Most wisdom old people try to give you often revolve around something racist.

My sister is my roommate.
One time, I was taking a really messy poo.
The bathroom is opposite to her room.
She and her boyfriend didn't know I was there.
They started to have sex.
It was loud.
I furiously panic wiped.
That ended with me tip toeing away with a bleedy, still shitty anus.

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