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  • Real Name: Mr. X
  • Location: America, USA
  • Member Since: November 28th, 2009 10:03 pm
  • Last Seen: March 28th, 2016 10:37 am
  • Personal tag line: I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of bu...oh wait, no I've still got some.
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About CaptainSuperGuy

This is me. This is also what I am about. Have I adequately answered your questions? Anyway, internet, why are you so curious? Maybe what "me" is about is none of your business. For simply being an intricate series of tubes lacking a nose, you sure are nosy.


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