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  • Real Name: CaptainShimmy
  • Location: Alabama
  • Member Since: June 16th, 2011 06:39 pm
  • Last Seen: February 13th, 2016 02:38 pm
  • Personal tag line: Computer? Check. Knowledge of English? Check. Funny? Eh... I'll Get Back to You.
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About CaptainShimmy

I live in Alabama. No, I actually don't have a funny accent. No, I don't like country music. No, I didn't marry my sister.


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