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  • Real Name: Captain.Sassy
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  • Member Since: November 26th, 2008 09:35 am
  • Last Seen: May 15th, 2009 01:30 pm
  • Personal tag line: I once was lost, but now am found... was blind, but now, can see...
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"When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him."


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